Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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