me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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