when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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