and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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