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(714): View more from California

so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)

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i'm so jealous of you right now.

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if that's not a tuna melt then i don't know what is

Submitted by vagoo on Feb 24, 10 at 5:05am

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If she is using a blowdryer to get herself hot in the pants then you're doing a lot of things wrong

Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Feb 24, 10 at 4:19am

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This got weird fast.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:55am

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I never call out fake TFLN but this is def Fake! Some comedian on Comedy Central used this years ago.....

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:29am

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- That'd explain why it's not funny then
  
  Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 24, 10 at 9:12am
  
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Blow drying your vaj can cause some serious burns omg

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:10am

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Leftovers AGAIN?!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:30pm

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"drying it out for you"

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:16am

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That's fucking nasty

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:37am

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I hope that's fake bc it's gross

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:42am

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Some people eat skinny girl puss and others eat fat girl puss so who really cares anyway? Haven't you naive people ever heard "there's somebody in the world for everybody"? Well it's true, there is. Fuck off

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:36am

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Why shouldn't fat girls take notes 10:30? You dint make any sense. Go suck a dick

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:57am

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Heating it up is really dumb. Try putting ice water in your mouth, that drives her wild.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:26am

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yeah dude this is old news...way to jip this. come up with your own stuff...I can't believe they would even publish this.

Submitted by baby219 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:23am

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10:57 is definitly a fat chick

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:47pm

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Lol 10:57, 10:30 made perfect sense. Hes saying that fat girls shouldn't bother because no one wants to eat them out anyway, and he's right. Fat chicks are disgusting.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:11pm

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My area code!!! OC represent!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:49am

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Yep I agree old joke..

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:10am

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Did she actually say forward parenthesis, semi-colon?

Submitted by ThatsBombBro on May 12, 10 at 12:30pm

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That's hot.

Submitted by underwood on Feb 24, 10 at 10:10pm

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Makes me want to vomit in my sleep, choke on it and die.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:37am

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In soviet Russia we like frozen vag

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:55am

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In Sobiet Russia, supper heat YOU up!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:50am

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Maybe the girl heard the "old joke" and decided to use it in real life.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:50am

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- Thank you. There is a reason people steal funny stuff from other people -- IT'S FUCKING FUNNY. Goddamn.
  
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Wow

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:39pm

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Haha I'm guessing this bitch needs to shave

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:09pm

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Lmao @ 4:19

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:33am

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Yep. Someones def doin it wrong. Could be lesbians, but still

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:57am

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Thats not even sexy or hot. Sorry.

Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 26, 10 at 3:53am

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What kind of pleasure would that give either oneof them? Having a hot pussy. Kinky.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:57pm

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That is an old joke, and very lame.

Submitted by Cbert101 on Feb 24, 10 at 8:31am

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She must be really hairy. Yuck!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:19am

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Anyone who thinks this is hot or a good idea is a fucking idiot. Only a fucking idiot would want to eat a sweaty stinky pussy.

Submitted by monkey_dong on Feb 24, 10 at 6:28pm

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That's definatly a joke I had heard years ago. So I know sone bitch didn't really do that.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:58pm

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Why are you jealous?

Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 22, 11 at 9:40pm

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I just threw up.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:07pm

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That's pretty hot.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:22am

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4:57 ummmmm what difference does it make if they are lesbians or not?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:22am

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Haha. That's so gross

Submitted by gingernutcookie on Feb 24, 10 at 11:54pm

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Actually 12:11 I know a lot of guys with larger girlfriends and they go down on them... So I agree with 10:57.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:42am

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5:05 that is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 7:53am

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Wow that's fuckn kinky as hell

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:18pm

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Awesome. Every girl should tak notes from this, well except for fat ones. No one wants a turkey pot pie when they get home.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:30am

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Chuckled @ 5:05

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:06am

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You are so right 2:36.

Submitted by ATXman on Nov 12, 10 at 3:21pm

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ew so nasty.

Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 12, 10 at 10:31am

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What, leftovers again!!!!

Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 10, 10 at 8:23am

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That is so fake. And a joke. Somebody just copied it

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:59pm

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YES!!!! Thank you for this!

Submitted by mctre on May 7, 10 at 6:56pm

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That is SO hot

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:42pm

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Thank you 2:36! My sentiments exactly.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:05am

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I agree with 4:55 , definetly got real fuckin weird real quick

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:12am

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714 represent! OC

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:19pm

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Old joke

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:10am

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This was probably some fat mexican and his ugly and groslly obese girlfriend. The OC has too many of those

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:11pm

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First

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