so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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