Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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