There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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