Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He did a backflip because drugs
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