I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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