im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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