I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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