I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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