if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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