yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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