Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
