I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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