so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize