Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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