Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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