i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
