On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
