are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he shaved USA in his pubs
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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