it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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