windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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