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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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