oh god the rape fog is back!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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