Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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