found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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