isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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