Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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