there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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