just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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