you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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