I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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