I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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