it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
