Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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