What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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