Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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