what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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