she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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