i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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