Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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