that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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