There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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