just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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