HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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