who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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