There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I am never drinking with the goths again.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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