I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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