You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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