he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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