i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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