Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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