Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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